by queer_kid_doing_weird_shit July 10, 2023
by XhibitB January 30, 2021
Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"
Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!
Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!
by Ted Snisha October 17, 2023
“calm down shit could be worse
never say that” -Blind by SZA
what you tell someone who’s trying to be on some bs. like stop bringing that negative energy
never say that” -Blind by SZA
what you tell someone who’s trying to be on some bs. like stop bringing that negative energy
ivan: you know it can always get worse from here, stop freaking out
jess: haven’t you read szalation 3:13???? never say that bruh
jess: haven’t you read szalation 3:13???? never say that bruh
by conspirngbitch July 07, 2023
A pseudo-punishment used by the hicks who run Williamstown High School in Southern New Jersey, USA. The "punishment" is given for many different reasons, but they all lead to one stupid result. The punished is to remain at home until 2:30 where they then must report to school from 3 to 7 o'clock and do assigned schoolwork from their classes. The only loop hole is that kids will still go to school that day or not come to school at all so their 3 to 7 turns into an expulsion and they get a free vacation. Sure you'll miss out on your dances and 3 school trips but the only thing that matters is Disney anyway, the prom is a hilarious excuse anyway because 9/10 you'll get mugged because it's Atlantic City.
TEACHER: You were caught smoking outside on the school grounds Jerry, that's a 3-7 for you.
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
by Pseudonym? What The Hell April 13, 2019