pounding your flounder

The act of masturbation.

"Did you get caught pounding your flounder when your parents came down for the family orgasm"

by echzthskltiu March 21, 2009

mowing your lawn

attempting to pick up someone else's girlfriend/interest, used in the third party state.

Jesse, look at that guy, he's mowing your lawn!

by the urbanizer December 4, 2003

eat your food

Not to be confused with being cut or sliced buck fifty, eat your food is a slang phrase meaning to be stabbed once or repeatly in anger with a shank, knife, filed toothbrush or any other sharp object with the intent to kill.

If I catch you looking at me like that again, I'm going to make you eat your food.

by Heist January 21, 2005

Your Face-Aholic

A person who continually uses the comeback "Your Face" Even at inappropraite moments.

"Our neighbor just died."
"YOUR FACE JUST DIED."

"You have detention"
"Your Face has detention"
"You are such a your face-aholic that Im giving you another detention."
"YOUR FACE"

This comeback can be the best thing ever... if properly used. :

by Smurfanator February 8, 2010

Drop Your Shopping

To fart

Jon (sniffing): Did you Drop your shopping?
James: Ah, yea, that was me, I'm back on meat

by Streaker30 August 15, 2009

free your boobs!

the same as "put off your bra".
used between ladies to help them look sexier/

if you wanna get him - free your boobs!

by ontherooftop July 9, 2009

slurring your thoughts

Similar to slurring your words or slurring your text; it is a condition that occurs while drunk when your mind gets slurred. You think about things you would never thing about or you can't put together what people are saying or doing. When your are slurring your thoughts is usually the time you being to think sexting your ex is good idea but you end up slurring your text and they never understand.

Me: Hey, what's up?
You: I think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
Me: Dude, your really slurring your thoughts, I think you've had enough to drink.

by Beloni Pony April 20, 2010