If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
"You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
by Loapher May 30, 2022
The ultimate character made by the handsome, dashing, SomewhatOfAUser. No character can ever come close to his glory.
by GuyFromTheHitGameFNF September 22, 2023
Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.
In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P
by QuacksO December 27, 2022
Bro you want this pouch I got it from sweden
It says 55 mg per pillow im good
He's definitely the dip guy
It says 55 mg per pillow im good
He's definitely the dip guy
by MACK_Q_1869 December 14, 2023
Outwardly appearing to be merely something dat presumably would be virtuous and socially acceptable, but is actually for da purpose of facilitating/satisfying a basic male-human desire of da "caring laborer", such as to get a hot looker to spread her legs for him and/or allow him to touch her boobs/butt.
There's a good chance dat a cute chick will get naked and allow you eager-hands access to her warm sumptuous softness if you approach her under the guys of offering her a free massage.
by QuacksO January 12, 2025