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kissy kissy time

When you and your partner connect faces and eat each other's tongues. This action must be done privately, for anyone who watches, their eyes will explode.
"Did you see those two during kissy kissy time?!? I lost my eyes!!!!"
by Russell James John January 12, 2017
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big time jobs

this odd use of word combination comes from when my friends and i used to anticipate the show dirty jobs. We would say something like:

"Dirty Jobs is comin on soon."

Also around that time the oaktons would say:

"big time"

which means someone would agree excitingly with something someone was saying or doing
For example:

"yo dirty jobs is on" - phil
"big time!" - pat (pat agrees with umph!"

now getting back to jobs
when somebody would say

"jobs is comin on!"

somebody would then respond

"YO BIG TIME DIRTY JOBS" (meaning good i love dirty jobs)

but then one day our slang inventive saying friend dave said something that clicked, it went something like this:

"yo dirty jobs is comin on" - phil
"YO BIG TIME JOBS" - dave

the way he pronounced this was hilarious to us and it clicked.from then on when someone or something would do or say or be something that they liked the oaktons would respond
"BIG TIME JOBS"
Dave: Yo lets hit a jak
Michael: Yo big time jobs"
by Doooogan January 11, 2009
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forty seven times

A term used by lesbians to let their friend's know, which girls they think are hot and would take home for a bit of scissor action.

Originates from a story that a mate once told me. Which I thought was hilarious and pure gold.

When he was a kid and first started experimenting with girls. He would count the number of times he'd slide his finger in and out of their vaginas. Then go brag to his mates, about how he fingered Sally 25 times in the boat shed.
"See that babe over there? I'd do her forty seven times."

"Yeah not bad. But check out the blonde at 3 o'clock. I'd do her forty seven times really fast!
by dj shiva September 11, 2007
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really long time

A really long time is shorter than a super long time but longer than a long time. Really long times can be long but not too long or else it will be a super long time and that's too long. If it is not long enough it only me a long time and that's l
Not long.
Tommy's dad left him for a really long time
by Mrcheeseheads123 January 5, 2017
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Sober Bashin Time

The act of beating up and/or manhandling non-intoxicated people. This act is typically preformed by stoners to combat the ever so popular stoner bashin time. There have been many deaths attributed to "Sober Bashin Time" mainly because sober kids can't handle the power of a man hyped up on booze and weed.
ted:you see those kids hanging out by the burger king?
joe:yeah so?
ted:they don't have beer.........or weed.
joe:SOBER BASHIN TIME
by MunicipallyWasted March 18, 2011
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Part-Time Jobs

1. A (middle) manager whose reach far exceeds his grasp.

2. A Local Caesar for the digital age.
Bert: How is your contribution to the strategic planning committee's mission statement coming along?

Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.

Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.

Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.
by Bergstein March 8, 2011
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Every Fucking Time

A term used when a friend makes fun of 1 of your qualities over and over again.
Every Fucking Time, every time you make fun of my voice.
by Pubo December 8, 2016
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