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Big fat jobby cake

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.
I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.
by jobbycake July 17, 2016
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National Fat Cat Day

Fat cat day is a way to show off your cats fatness. So what if you over feed them sometimes be proud for it on this day.
Woah did your cat eat a cow , no I just over feed him , omg I’m so jealous I want a fat cat , well today is national fat cat day go get one
by Hi yoyo November 6, 2019
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Fat kid snack time

The time in which fat kids begin to eat unhealthy snacks, such a ben & jerrys, meatballs, and snack packs. This usually occurs immediately after lunch and dinner, especially by fat kids nick-named "LOUIE".
"That dinner was really good. But I feel the need for a fat kid snack time. What can I eat now? Ooh! MEATBALLS!!"
by Cait Fat Kid October 8, 2007
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fat chick wing man

usually a drunk who passes out or gets kicked out of clubs.
a fat chick wing man trys to drink everyones drink at a table and drops them all, then gets kicked out
by Javi April 18, 2005
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gastric fat-ass surgery

(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.

I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.

I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
by phillydrifter April 12, 2011
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fat french supply teacher

A fat supply teacher of french extraction who was born on ivans chair(also coles special friend)
Your inlove with ivan!!! "oh ya, your inlove with... the fat french supply teacher! owned!"
by per mari January 30, 2005
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fat bitches fighting over food

Fat bitches fighting over food is when fat bitches fight over food
You got caught looking up fat bitches fighting over food!?
by GaySexinator March 21, 2022
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