"Sex yes!" (also "Sex yea!") is a new phrase that will soon catch on like wildfire. It dates back to May 22, 2007, when I invented it.
This is so damn catchy that I should get it patented! Let me explain the story of my discovery: this all started LONG before Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie and their "that's hot!". From when I was like 13 on, I would always say (and still do), "that's insert level of sexiness here sexy." I realize that a few years ago, Paris Hilton said that her new phrase would be "that's sexy" but I have DATED PAPERS on which I used to scribble "that's sexy" in school, and they were from way before that skank ever started using MY phrase.
It can be used in place of "Hell yes!," "Shit yea!," and "Fuck yea!". It has nothing to do with sex (and if it is used in a context involving sex, that is purely coincidental), just as "hell yes," "shit yea," and "fuck yea" have nothing to do with hell, shit, and fuck, respectively. It can also be used in place of "You bet your sweet ass _______"
This is so damn catchy that I should get it patented! Let me explain the story of my discovery: this all started LONG before Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie and their "that's hot!". From when I was like 13 on, I would always say (and still do), "that's insert level of sexiness here sexy." I realize that a few years ago, Paris Hilton said that her new phrase would be "that's sexy" but I have DATED PAPERS on which I used to scribble "that's sexy" in school, and they were from way before that skank ever started using MY phrase.
It can be used in place of "Hell yes!," "Shit yea!," and "Fuck yea!". It has nothing to do with sex (and if it is used in a context involving sex, that is purely coincidental), just as "hell yes," "shit yea," and "fuck yea" have nothing to do with hell, shit, and fuck, respectively. It can also be used in place of "You bet your sweet ass _______"
Example 1:
Person A: Did you have fun last night?
Person B: SEX YES I did! (Meaning something similar to "You bet your sweet ass I did!".)
Example 2:
Person A: Did you have sex?
Person B: SEX YEA I DID! (Here we see it used in a context involving actual sex, but it is still merely coincidental.)
Person A: Did you have fun last night?
Person B: SEX YES I did! (Meaning something similar to "You bet your sweet ass I did!".)
Example 2:
Person A: Did you have sex?
Person B: SEX YEA I DID! (Here we see it used in a context involving actual sex, but it is still merely coincidental.)
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I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
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I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
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