The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.
I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
Get the job-skeelsmug. by silentsilence August 11, 2023
Get the eve jobsmug. "Hey, hold up, let me put some chaw in so it'll be a bus job!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"
by H0rny_Unicorn November 27, 2017
Get the Buzz-jobmug. Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!
by Wolf77 February 11, 2023
Get the scam jobmug. When an elderly women is sucking you off and getting your cock wet and gives you a handjob to make your dick dry
by Glenn McCard January 13, 2018
Get the zam jobmug. by Almostblue62 September 16, 2021
Get the On the jobmug. Basically, when someone on Twitter says some dumb shit, you respond with "Job" and it will ratio their tweet. All it means is that the person who originally tweeted needs to get off their ass and get a job/life.
by AdamBnj June 26, 2021
Get the Jobmug.