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New York Taco

When you shit on a woman's chest. and then proceed to titty-fuck her.
"After we got back to her place, I gave that bitch a New York Taco."
by Reverend Mexicoy May 19, 2010
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Made Some New Friends

A euphemism for being warned to stop what you're doing by the police. Used when retelling stories as an inside joke in mixed company.
Mom: How was your night?

Will: We hung around downtown for a while, messed around, went back to Hank's house.

Hade: Yeah, we made some new friends too.
by PlutoRoman June 15, 2010
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Half hour news hour

A conservative comedy show on the "neutral" FOX news network.

A good example of epic fail.
Person A: Did you see that recent episode of the half hour news hour?

Person B: Yea those idiots have the humor level of a 3rd grader.
by anonymous6812 April 7, 2008
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New Freedom Railroad Spike

Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand, while on the RailTrail in Southern York County, PA.
After a couple of drinks @ the Hodle, Stacy and I took a hike on the trail. I starting playing with her ass and then gave her a New Freedom Railroad Spike. She screamed louder than John Henry's hammer.
by MAG-NUM February 25, 2009
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New York Yankee Workshop

a sex position where you put 2 bats in both holes (vagina and buttox)
Dude, i gave her a New york yankee workshop, and she squirted while she was bleeding!
by Matt OC April 25, 2010
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New Year's Re-resolution

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.
Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.
by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009
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New England Nub-Fuck

The act of sexual penetration with the use of a nub leftover from an amputation.
"Bro, even Natalie completely yearns for a nub-fuck all month, often at night."

(New England nub-fuck not restricted to New England)
by Lihk Mye-az November 10, 2013
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