river job

Rubbing ones penis between the lips of the vagina laterally without any penetration. Basically, put the hot dog in the bun.

That river job he gave me made me ooze vaginal fluid.

by rrrrjjjj September 10, 2011

Maple syrup job

The maple syrup foot job was famous from tiktok were it was them at ihop passing the maple syrup to there friend or boyfriend/girlfriend if they refuse there not a real partner and if they accept then there a real one for that💯💯

Maple syrup job:
*passes the maple syrup* so?
*maple syrup footjob*

by Realsterling October 7, 2023

Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).

Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"

by Apexas October 13, 2023

“O” job

When your woman gives you a hand job with a leather glove on.

My girlfriend just pulled an “o” job

by Lsnlnda October 20, 2023

poop job

when someone eats the feces of their partner

I did a good poop job

by sploogeleakage October 24, 2023

Blow Job

When a lady decides she likes a dude and then they have oral sex where the woman sucks the dudes penis, its really complitcated. let me put this onto detail.

annah: "john im like so horny right now"
john: "you know what that means"
annah slowly takes off johns shirt as john takes off annahs shirt and bra
john stands up and annah goes on her knees his penis is out she sucks on it
annah does this for a little and then sperm erects from johns PP.

Blow Job
(bloe-johb)

by PleaseStop:) October 24, 2023

national blow job day

this day is held any day in november 😛

“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”

by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 28, 2023