cock of the block

The one who struts his stuff the most in a given vicinity

Phil has had the most girlfriends and the most financial independence amongst his peers. Clearly he is cock of the block.

by somedude8000 October 11, 2010

Cock Blocking

Stopping an individual from getting any action through word of mouth

Walking up to some Beezy and saying " that guy just wants to fuck you"
Or when someone is laying the "Mack" coming up and being like "hey playa whos this bitch your with she is Fuckable are you gonna give me a turn"That is being a Cock blocking bastard

by Dnagy April 17, 2006

Cock Sandwich

A sexual fantasy that overzealous, ambitious and persistent misogynists cite as the answer to all the worlds' problems, much to their women's dismay.

Feeling down? You know what you should do! You should give me a cock sandwich?

Hey, I finished my thesis. Where's that cock sandwich you promised me?

The world will be a better place when I get a cock sandwich

The Only reason women should leave the kitchen is to give me a cock sandwich

by Revolutionary Tits September 27, 2011

horse cock

also known as bologna.

"hey jay what's for lounch?"
"horse cock with mustarad"
"mmmmm...horsecock."

by lil big lil January 15, 2004

Cock Bandit

1. A derogatory term used to describe a gay man.
2. An insult, most often used between males, meant to imply that one is homosexual

1. I left because they kept calling me a cock bandit
2.Stop staring at my ass you cock bandit

by Little Giant - Longhorn December 28, 2005

Flacid Cock

Soggy, pitiful limp and useless cock

What in the fuck am i going to do with this ridiculously flacid cock?

by Gay Lord Lemy winkle You. The riduclously gay bear February 24, 2006

cock ass

dumb, stupid, completely exasperated insult.

Cock Ass!!!!

by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003