meat tipping

1. tipping the waiter with your meat

so we're meat tipping...

by mr tally man February 04, 2024

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meat-lever

Another name for a cockdick. beantree. Usually used when referring to a lesser being.

dude that kid's collar is popped. what a meat-lever.

by nutbag August 21, 2005

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Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 27, 2017

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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017

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Creamie meat hill

When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.

This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.

I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.

Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is

She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.

by Ally Kappa May 06, 2019

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