National throw a thick ass day

Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year

I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day

by Voice of truth and reason October 24, 2020

National fuck boys day

the day where we give no attention to fuck boys and let them get blue balls

yo it’s national fuck boys day it’s time to jack off cuz we’re not getting any today

by snoopyisgoat November 1, 2019

National full send day

On sep 20 everything shall be a full send no half sends only full

NAtional full send day so FUCKING SEND IT

by Shdvekabdje September 20, 2018

National dumb fuck day

August 10 is a day to celebrate all the dumb's fucks on this earth by pinching each others nipples

Hey retard its National Dumb Fuck Day!

by Retardist February 10, 2021

National be nice to Sinan day

MAY 2nd is the day where everyone has to be nice to Sinan no matter the circumstances, and you can’t diss or hate on him cause he’s a nice guy.

On may 2nd it is national be nice to Sinan day where everyone has to be kind to Sinan

by BbGoat123 May 1, 2020

National Toe Pic Trading Day

February 29th is known as National Toe Pic Trading Day. On this day, it is customary to send quality pictures of your toes to your friends. Make sure to moisturize your toes and clip your nails. Many participants decide to hire a professional Toe Photographer. Toe Photography is now a growing industry, thanks to this national holiday. This holiday was established by our founding fathers upon discovering their love for toes and the freedom that our foot-fingers symbolize.

—“Bro, make sure to moisturize you toes on National Toe Pic Trading Day.”
—“Of course bro, can’t wait.”

by noscrofopo-official November 13, 2019

National Send Kenneth Nudes Day

On October 20th it is every girls duty to send a Kenneth nudes

Girl 1: “OMG it’s October 20th and I still haven’t sent Kenneth Nudes”
Girl 2: “Girl it’s National Send Kenneth Nudes day you gotta hurry”

by K-sizzle222 October 17, 2020