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rolled off a turd

A fart that smells so shifty, it must've rolled off a turd before escaping the butthole.
That one smells like it rolled off a turd.
by K-ILL April 7, 2016
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Saw Em' Off

"Saw Varsity's Horns Off" A verse from the Aggie War Hymn sung at Texas A&M Football Games, Midnight Yell Practice, other sports outings refers to defeating the Texas Longhorns, who use a Longhorn steer as their mascot. There is also a swaying motion that the crowd does where the row puts there arms around each other's backs and all sway left and right. The whole stadium does this during the End Of the Aggie War Hymn.
Us Aggs are going to saw em' off tonight! Aaaaaa Whoooop!
by Darth Baker July 11, 2017
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Mexican Jerk Off

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.
Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.
by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018
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Beat Off Syndrome

Better known as BOS. It’s when a male or female masturbates too much and cause inflammation in the wrist with pains of carpull weaner throbbing. The doctors who fix this problem often make incisions in the wrist to relieve the pain of BOS. Doctors often ask their patient during a consult, “Who Da BOS!?!” Usually the guilty party is in so much pain they book an appt to correct BOS.
My wrists are constantly hurting! You may suffer from Beat Off Syndrome and may need a consult with your doctor. You da BOS!
by DoubleA_CarsonCity December 13, 2018
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Shit Off Susan!!

A phrase uttered by people that are totally and utterly sick of judgemental mums-net types.
For fucks sake - Shit Off Susan!! - no one cares about your judgemental bollocks
by Andiblex June 27, 2018
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tap you off

when someone is annoying you and you stop them because you're annoyed. "tap you off" means you're going to fight with them if they don't stop
dan: * annoys myles *
myles: bro imma "tap you off" on God
by L.Mail November 19, 2019
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Cut him off

He only wanted my money so i had to cut him off.
Snip snip cut him off.
by mennäperille December 10, 2019
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