shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023

tit wangler

1. To wangler someones breasts
2. used a derogatory term to describe just about anyone

1. whooooooa! id love to tit wangler her dude!
2. damn why are you such a tit wangler, fuck off!

by Lemoo May 7, 2007

Tits

Cleavage found on a woman's chest. Most men prefer big tits, however, it is completely fine if you like small tits.

Situation 1:
Guy 1: Man you're tits are huge
Girl 1: wanna shove your face into them? *takes off clothes*
Guy 1: *gets a boner and shoves face into tits*
Situation 2:
Guy 2: i really like your petite tits
Girl 2: i'll let you suck on them
Guy 1: *gets happy and sucks on tits*

by RetroNigga October 5, 2023

Trouser tits

Balls. Tits but in your trousers.

You've gotta have some real trouser tits to do that

by Mylesglo March 12, 2024

slippery-tits

A term of endearment, used in reference to one's female partner after the act of ejaculating on her breasts.

Guy: 'Like 'at pearl necklace I dun' gave you there, slippery-tits?'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.

If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.

by Morguean April 1, 2022

ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.

Bitch got some nice ass tits!

by 1BadMF July 30, 2018