tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023

skin tits

A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out

Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !

by Jackiejim April 4, 2019

Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs

Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!

by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021

Pop a tit day

Pop a tit day is on January 2nd

Yo sophia its pop a tit day so u better pop a tit for the boys

by Nig911er2012 January 1, 2023

Nifty tits

A Reddit enlightenment that celebrates boobs of all shapes and sizes.

I have no problem writing “nifty tits” on my boobs and posting them to r/NiftyTits so that I can feel empowered and uplifted!

by SagVibes February 20, 2024

America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.

It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.

by True_X_Blue May 6, 2025

Tit for tat

Doing something petty and the other person doing something pettier to see who is the pettiest !

Sasha: Hey girl I hooked up with your boyfriend last night

Miranda : oh that’s funny because I was with your dad !
Sasha: I see you trying to go tit for tat ! Let me call your grandpa!

by Lacenderlove July 3, 2024