Douche-Count double check

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013

Same-Brain Double-Think

An exclamatory phrase used when more than one person comes up with the same idea, uses the same phrase, or shares the same opinion at the same time.

“We should go to the beach this weekend.”
“I was just thinking that!”
“Hey, same-brain double-think!”

by Spleentastik January 20, 2023

Double barrel cluster fuck

A cluster fuck of grand proportions. When everything is fucked up in a major way.

Traffic today in downtown NYC was nearly impossible to get through. Talk about a double barrel cluster fuck!

Cluster fuck clusterfuck snafu fubar shit storm

by Halfbreed Hammer November 10, 2015

Ur dad double lesbian

The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.

O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian

Judge: fucking implodes

by Ur dad gay March 9, 2018

Double Reverse Gold-Digger

This sexual act is performed typically by a couple using a double ended dildo inserted into both anuses. From there, they proceed to bang each other, ass to ass.

A.K.A Double Magic, Double Trouble, DRGD

"Hey Scott, are you up for a double reverse gold digger before dinner?"

"That bitch would do anything for that old guy's money; except a double reverse gold-digger."

"Did you just fart?"

"Sorry, yeah, my ass is loosey goosey today."

"Why is that?"
"Kevin and I tried the double reverse gold digger last night."
"How was it?"
"Great."

by Troiweschuck May 18, 2014

The double shark fin clap

When a gentleman would place his hands together as about to pray.. while his lady friend would be on all fours...

With out warning all eight digits would be finned right up the lady's grit pipe... the gent would gracefully clap while performing his moment of triumph

Fuck me bruv, got so nutted last night this sort let me use the double shark fin clap

by Munky innit January 2, 2017

double decker dizzle dick

My 2 foot neon blue glow in the dark sparkly dick covered in basic ass, white bitch, pumpkin spice bleach and cum 5 shades pinker then your moms eyes after 69ing a turtle for 3 hours at 2:21 in the morning

That's gayer then summers double decker dizzle dick.

by Iamgayerthenyourmom November 30, 2017