Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'

Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!!

RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!! NOW THAT THE COPS ARE ALL IN THE STREET RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!!!

Hym "RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!! NOW! WILL THE COPS ARE DISTRACTED!!! LET THEM KNOW WHO FREED THEM!!!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

The Sweetest Kiss of All

Eating a girl's Ass because you like her a lot

Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."

-Tom Segura

by OscarBeqa April 4, 2024

greatest rapper of all time

Carti is the best at not only rapping, but music in its entirety. There has never been anyone as versatile as Carti. I’m grateful to be living during the same time as Carti. He’s the closest thing to God on Earth. I’ll die for this man.

the greatest rapper of all time is playboi carti

by cartislover April 11, 2024

backseat all star

A shorty that is down for anything in the back seat of your vehicle 💦

One man's 6 month talking stage is another man's 1st link Backseat All Star. The game is wicked

by ModernInka April 13, 2024

All The Gear, No Idea

This is where someone has all the gear and absolutely no idea. Jeff Lightfoot has absolutely all the fishing gear, however he hasn’t a clue, his wife is also whore

Being defined as “ Jeff Lightfoot has all the gear, no idea for fishing, however no idea as he never catches, his wife is hot

by Jeff Lightfoot April 15, 2024

Dick of all trades

A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.

He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024