rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.

Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.

by keyline September 20, 2017

smexy rock

smexy rock is daddy karunya

daddy karunya is a smexy rock

by jherfmj February 16, 2022

Memory of a rock

Memory of a rock is a phrase that you say when somebody’s memory is straight up trash.

“You dumb as hell, you got a memory of a rock sometimes

by April 04, 2023

Indian rock gooning

The act of inserting rock into the foreskin then surrounding the penis in rocks and rubbing the rocks on your penis in a up and down motion.

"Hey Andrew! I just got done Indian rock gooning, I busted so quick"

by currypowder42 January 27, 2025

rock clock chopstick

4 days

"yo im free in rock clock chopstick"
"bro really??!?!"

by HeyyItsAJ July 30, 2023

Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A frase on dnd that the DM says when he is fed up with the players, resulting in a TPK

Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!

by Jodeui March 17, 2023

Rock, Paper, Drywall

When your so drunk and wanna to make a decision using rock, paper, scissors you mumble and and forget scissors so you just say drywall

Person1: since its a tie we can just do rock, paper, drywall! idk im wasted!

Person2: Cut her off!!

by flipcupper November 27, 2010