The Flying D

When you use your fully erect penis to hit someone, i.e. your friend or lover, in the face. You must run across the room adjacent of the target, yelling their name; at the mid way point of the room, to gain their attention, then aiming for the nose of said person after jumping in the air, bringing your erect penis down like a drop kick.
If done correctly, their nose should be bleeding.

"Frank... I hate you..."
"Why?"
"Because I think you broke my nose when you gave me the Flying D."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 24, 2017

8-------D

A smiley face used in texting

Samantha: hey thanks for the date <3 u

Jarel: thanks babe 8-------D

Samantha: ...

by can't think of name March 3, 2017

rubber d

Another way to say rubber duck but usually thought of differently when said out loud

Person 1: I'm going to go play with my rubber d in the tub.

Person 2: wait what?!

by Car Vroom Vroom July 1, 2016

D stretch

When a male masturbates quickly.

"I got in a quick d stretch before the rave tonight."

by Ron El Bon June 9, 2016

D-mail

To send someone an email where the only thing associated with the email is an attachment of a dick pick. Essentially the dick version of being Rick Rolled.

"Paul sent me the nastiest D-mail today! He said the attachment was of a the biggest thing imaginable, but it was just a picture of his dick!"

by D-mailer June 4, 2016

d-thinking

The day after getting a dick pick looking at it atleast 2-3 times (or more) in one day

Jenny: what happened with that guy last night
Stacey: well after I left the club he sent me a dick pick and I've been "d-thinking" all day
Jenny: oh that good huh?

by UnicornDEFINITION13 May 30, 2016

+u/d

Abbreviation for someone who is HIV+ with an undetectable viral load.

Mark is +u/d, and he's looking for a fun time!

by dr.matt May 23, 2016