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Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
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Ass of the Skunk

The term for when you consume additional cannabis as a remedy for the faded feeling after a high. Much akin to the "Hair of a Dog" or the "Tail of the dragon," which are two such equivalent phrases.
"Dude I got so high last night, luckily I totally had some more and I just gotta deal with the Ass of the Skunk now.
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Ole lady stank

The smell a woman gets when she stops showering for weeks at a time and her perfume no longer works to cover up that unkempt bo. It eventually creeps down south and fingers come back smelling almost burnt.
Damn!!!! No joke my wife smells just like my grandma did back in the day. Like sour perfume and armpits with a burnt after stank. Its the ole lady stank.
by KingJames69No.1 December 21, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Mr. Stank

He is a very stinky man that looks like the goblin form clash of clans
Mr. Stank pulls up to class in gear 4 bounce man form
by Andrew Soriano OF Fan404 May 17, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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