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John Minatree

Pure Awesomeness Radiating from a central system of amazing talent and sexyness!
Person #1 - Hey have you met the new guy?
Person #2 - YEAH! He Is Such a John Minatree!
by partyboy2009 March 29, 2010
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King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.
She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.
by Bunkerite March 27, 2023
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John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
John Phone is calling, wyd?
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
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John Drillinger

A modern-day bank robber who packs a DeWalt 20V Max Cordless instead of a Glock, and bores open vault-doors using 1/2" cobalt and titanium twist-bits instead of dynamite.
Since wielding a power tool is usually less intimidating or "convincing" than brandishing a loaded firearm, John Drillinger usually works at night when da bank is closed, and thus he doesn't have to rely on da compliance of others to gain access to da desired loot.
by QuacksO April 12, 2023
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John Rosado Anderson

The ultimate stoner
He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.
God dammit John Rosado Anderson, please stop smoking weed,
by Andithegamercat2 March 29, 2023
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tropical john

A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john
Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John
by Mikachu April 26, 2015
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