by partyboy2009 March 29, 2010
Get the John Minatreemug. A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.
This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.
This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.
by Bunkerite March 27, 2023
Get the King Johnmug. Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN: why did you look this up
by EPIK SIGMA SKIBIDI GAMER May 2, 2025
Get the Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEINmug. John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
Get the John Phonemug. A modern-day bank robber who packs a DeWalt 20V Max Cordless instead of a Glock, and bores open vault-doors using 1/2" cobalt and titanium twist-bits instead of dynamite.
Since wielding a power tool is usually less intimidating or "convincing" than brandishing a loaded firearm, John Drillinger usually works at night when da bank is closed, and thus he doesn't have to rely on da compliance of others to gain access to da desired loot.
by QuacksO April 12, 2023
Get the John Drillingermug. The ultimate stoner
He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.
He is also strong and even though he looks overweight, he has a six-pack underneath and can snap your neck but won't because he's too much of a stoner.
by Andithegamercat2 March 29, 2023
Get the John Rosado Andersonmug. A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john
by Mikachu April 26, 2015
Get the tropical johnmug.