Wife from a past life

A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.

Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.

by Gbreezy84 January 2, 2017

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Life support discarder

Someone who discards life supports

Boy1:Hey!
Girl1: Hey life support discarder!
Boy1: We're breaking up..

by anonymous September 11, 2021

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portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

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Life

life is a lot like a penis soft, easy and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard

my life is like a penis

by easy way out June 9, 2018

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No Life

A player that has no life because it afks 24/7

Vasi23: U are a no lifer
VenO23: No u, you AFK 24/7

Vasi23: *dies*

by Quatn July 18, 2018

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Life

"Life is interesting & Stressful; Curiosity & Due Diligence is a must" (Jazz & Kelisa, 2021)

"Life is interesting & Stressful; Curiosity & Due Diligence is a must" (Jazz & Kelisa, 2021)

Life is interesting and stressful; no certainty, no expectations or plans and you are always tired and confused.

Always cover your own butt and do what you can to protect yourself because at the end of the day everyone looks out for themselves first

by FutureLawyer February 20, 2021

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