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December

Why drink the water
from my hand?
Contagious as you think I am
Just tilt my sun towards

your domain.
Your cup runneth over again.
Don't scream about
Don't think aloud
Turn your head now baby

Just spit me out
Don't worry about
Don't speak of doubt
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out

Why follow me to higher ground?
Lost as you swear I am.
Don't throw away your basic needs,
Ambiance and vanity.

December promise you gave unto me
December whispers of treachery
December clouds are now covering me
December songs no longer I sing
by Txorromorro October 5, 2025
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December 2nd

Yoooo it’s December 2nd you tryna have your dick sucked?
by National_Dayssss October 27, 2019
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December 29th

National Arianna Birthday Day!!! She gets all the attention today because she is amazing and deserves it of course!! 😝
“Oh look it’s December 29th, I better go wish this hottie Ari a happy birthday!”
by alha December 29, 2021
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December 2

Set your lockscreen as your favorite picture of your girlfriend and don’t ever change it
Girl: guess what day it is?
Boy: it’s December 2
by Funky mushroom December 1, 2021
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December 3rd

Heather Day!

The day where you either receive or give a sweatshirt/hoodie to your significant other or friend! <3
(Also known as Sweater Day - the name ‘Heather Day’ originated from Conan Gray’s song ‘Heather’)
Person 1: Wow you’re giving me your sweatshirt, why?
Person 2: Because it’s December 3rd - Heather Day!
Person 1: Oh wow, thank you! Happy heather day to you too! <3
by FrogMan228 December 6, 2021
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December 1st

It’s Happy Penis Day. Today marks the end of No Nut November and it’s cruelty. Congratulations if you survived and I wish you a Happy Penis day!
Bob “Dude! It’s December 1st! NNN is finally over!”
Steven “I know man, Happy Penis Day!”
by The Happy Penis Day Club December 1, 2019
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December 21

National kiss a friend day because it’s almost the end of the year! Might as well, right…?
Boy: The mistletoe is right over there
Girl: No I’m good
Boy: But it’s December 21
by Gayboy1773 December 21, 2019
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