jack-off

An idiot who is generally disliked by the majority

Jesus, that guy Tom over there can be a real jack-off

by foreplayman February 22, 2019

trolli-jack

to steal or jack between one and three items of a combined value of less than one american dollar.

Alex: oooohhh man that donut looks soooo good!
Cool kid 66: dude! just trolli-jack that shizzle!!!
Alex: Ub Ub Ub Ub Ub Ub Ub Ub Ub, O.K. sweet!

by cool kid 66 October 17, 2006

Jack Girard

Had a mega tumor as a baby
His dick is massive

Yo have you seen Jack Girards penis tumor?
No why?
It’s massive

by coochieslayer69696 December 17, 2018

Space-Jacking

The sometimes shady process of aquiring new friends on Myspace from other people's friends list.

Example #1:
Space-Jacker #1: "Man, did you see that chick on Jeremie's profile?"

Space-Jacker #2: "Yeah, that bitch is pretty fuckin fine. I think imma have to space-jack her."

Example#2:
Space-Jacker #1: "Man I went space-jacking last night, and picked up like 23 new bitches...allllll fine as fuck. yeahhhhh man."

by ODUB December 22, 2008

Apple JacK-off's

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.

I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's

by TV CAR July 25, 2010

Hi-jack the toilet

when you know someone is in mid-poop and you bust in the bathroom and push them off the toilet, then steal their toilet paper.

Go Hi-jack the toilet to John

by Will Wraith February 20, 2009

jack you off

A term people use to describe the act of a woman jerking off a guy and then proceeds to do one of two things:

- put the semen in her mouth (SHE WILL ONLY DO THIS FOR ATTENTION)
- stroke her vagina across the semen
(SHE WILL DO THIS FOR PREGNANCY)

Michael: Okay, babe. Let's do the, you know...
Beth: Oh, do I get to jack you off?
Michael: Yep! But mouth, not vagina I plan to leave you tomorrow not in 18 years.

by CrazyChixo October 3, 2016