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Hoozy Eyes

When someone has glossed/glazed over eyes and looks messed up possibly from sinus problems or being stoned.
"Man that dude's got some hoozy eyes!"
by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018
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You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip
You Are Not Supposed To Process Horizontally Widthurulouri Your Left Eye And This Is Only For Rolling 20s Crip
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flamingo eyes

If someone has the eyes like a flamingo. This means they are crazy or the sith.
Hay man that girl is crazy as fuck she has flamingo eyes.
by Witch man May 3, 2023
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Faggot Eyes

"Faggot Eyes" is a term that primarily refers to a homosexual person glancing upon a gay surrounding area.
"And i was like, man get your faggot eyes out my face."
by Itsnotadickdonttakeitsohard November 29, 2020
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Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.
by DARKFiB3R June 14, 2019
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bug-eyes

a word to describe someone who has eyes almost as big as him
The really fat kid named will is retarded has bug-eyes.
by Small Snack May 8, 2018
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Eye judo

Eye judo (aka Eye Jiu-jitsu) is a disciplined practice one needs to take in public places especially the workplace in order to avoid awkward or bad consequences. For instance if you see an attractive girl in the workplace and you look too much at her you may get fired for sexual harassment due to giving her “untoward looks”. Also Americans expect you to look them in the eye yet you got to be careful not to look too deeply – while talking to another guy you have to be able to look him in the eye but not so deeply or he will think you are attracted to him or want to have sex with him. Eye judo is a very subtle art and takes practice.
At work I find myself practicing eye judo all day.
by Bill Beef August 16, 2025
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