Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

No Tit Brigade

Girls with very small or no breasts are members of the No Tit Brigade (also known as the NTB).

Did you see what Karen was wearing last night? She’s definitely a member of the No Tit Brigade.

by G12345! September 20, 2020

tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.

I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.

by Jendingo December 2, 2022

Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped

damn look at her Lazer Tits

by Brielle & Sara June 6, 2011

Tits Naked

When you are o my wearing pants/bottoms, often at night when you are too hot :)

Ah yes, she accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!

by 1DontEvenKnowAnymore February 15, 2020

tit

A beautiful songbird

A tit danced in the moonlight.

by brickatick February 9, 2022

Tit Kissing

When you suck up to a woman, specifically

Boy, he really sucks up to the woman running the Robot Welder.. he's such a Tit Kissing her

by Cmdr Fester May 21, 2024