National Shut up Jayden day

If you know a soccer player who’s named Jayden and are fat tell them to shut up!

Jayden: Hey guys
Team: Shut up Jayden

Jayden: Why?
Team: It’s national shut up Jayden day!

by Johan training assistant March 28, 2022

National wasted my time day

Post someone that you thought was gon ride for you but ended up leaving you

National wasted my time day

by lelediorr October 10, 2021

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

by Parsunic October 18, 2021

national shave your butthole day

A day when everyone unites and takes a razor to their asshole.

"Yo bro you got your razor? Its national shave your butthole day!"

by Buttholeday September 16, 2021

national kiss your girlfriend day

national kiss your girlfriend day is on september 21, when u obviously kiss your girlfriend. She deserves a kiss from you today and after that kiss hug her real tight trust me she’s been wanting you to do this for a while…

your bf: 😘
you: 😳 😏
your bf: it’s national kiss your girlfriend day

by a girl duhh September 20, 2021

Frank Walker from National Tiles...................

Frank Walker from national tiles is a legendary Australian businessman and entrepreneur who capitaves the national audience by screaming *Hello* in the most mind blowing voice ever that the entire fucking country of Australia puts their lives down and rushes over to Woolloongabba for 50% all concrete floor and wall tilings.

Hello.......................... Frank Walker From National tiles....................
This week only.......................
I'm divorcing my wife and committing a double murder suicide...............
So rush in quick before all tiles are gone in the annual Spring Stocktake Sale.
Only
At

National

Tiles
84 Annerley Road Woolloongabba.......................

by Grevoble May 18, 2021

National Give Me Head day

On November 21st, whoever is showed this definition is required to give head.

“Yo bro I showed this girl that it’s national give me head day”
“Yo fr??”
“Yeah bro i got the sloppiest head ever”

by qosaku November 21, 2021