hurts my soul

A devastating blow of the most extreme measure.

Tim: "Dude I just drank the last Old Style but I saved you a Miller Light (or any inferior beer)".
Brian: "That hurts my soul man".

by Bruce Hornsby August 17, 2007

jingle my dingle

floats my boat.
tickles my pickle.

you get the idea.

Ariel: do you wanna go to the mall?
Jackie: oh gurl you know it!
Athena: can we bring nanners?
Audrey: that would certainly jingle my dingle.

by audreypawdrey March 8, 2009

Taste My Justice

A Phrase Yelled before delivering a swift, yet powerfull pimp slap to a persons face. Can be used as punishment but is mainly used as a prank and/or for abuse

Tom: Hey mate, did ya see tha-
Steve: Taste My Justice!!! *Slap*

by RakuIcarus January 4, 2009

playing my cards

When you play your "cards" or moves on someone you like

I'm playing my cards to win the heart of that girl

by God of Everything November 18, 2013

To save my life

Used a phrase. Or where one is really bad at something.

I can't fix a laptop to save my life.
I can't dance to save my life.
I can't sing to save my life.
I can't draw to save my life.

by History! November 29, 2016

my homie's schmeat

when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness

Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night

by My homie's schmeat February 12, 2018

It's my way or the Yahweh

i do what i want vs. what would jesus do

there's no way i'm doing that. it's my way or the Yahweh.

by RoRo August 14, 2003