Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..

He really life alerted that situation.

by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025

life cycle

when looking for something for a long time and finally finding it, thus completing a part/chapter of their life. an average person would go through about 30-70 major life cycles in their lifetime, often finding lost questions and answering them or even solving problems that used to matter to them but holds no more value.

finding the name of a song that you tried to find out for 5 years, which makes that life cycle 5 years long.déjà entendu

jamais vu deja vu presque vu

by GaryTrollmer June 4, 2013

life

my sister keeps telling me to get one but there not in stores

Get a life, nerd

by yule lads August 24, 2022

Life

A p♡ssy who also likes p♡ssy, he's trash at arsenal, kinda nice.

he likes sniffing p♡ssy's, that's all.

" Life is secretly a cat. "

by hireath. September 13, 2020

life

person1: here you go a tiket

mam_ yayy

mam_ i hit the lato

person1_ no fucking way what the fuck you bitch i was supost to get it i gave you the wrong one sorry this is the one

mam_ bitch what the fuck awww hell naw you can kiss my ass runs

homeless man_ can i have some change

the kid frome a typ poler express_ run bitch run

white cop: mam i need you to step out the car

mam: fuck off

white cop: weewoooweeewoooweeewooo

every day life when you go to the stor to by a ticket

by kokokokooookokokjhubnmlkubjfhg November 21, 2022

life

a particularly retarded thing given to us so we can play Gta 5 and go to school and think about fucking thicc girls with tights leggings

life it can give me chub but also make me wanna hang myself

by i will put you in a noose February 27, 2020

My Life

nothing without my friends.

my life is nothing without my two best friends.

by ILOVECND March 22, 2023