hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

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Funny Hands

This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.

That guy, yea, he is Funny Hands

by mahinman August 11, 2019

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The Sleepy Hand

When the man falls asleep and the woman uses his flaccid and feeble hand to pleasure herself. This is done to achieve the climax that he was sadly, unable to provide.

"How did it go with Blake?"
"It was absolute shit - he came so quick and then fell asleep immediately. I had no choice but the sleepy hand.....at least that worked."

by Duckworth's reason to live August 24, 2019

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The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."

Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.

John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.

by Dash71101 September 3, 2019

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Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet

Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

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