Summertime Friend

A summertime friend is someone who comes around sometimes. They only need you when you are doing something for them. They are not true friends and do not serve a purpose in your life. In fact, they are probably toxic people who do not need to be in your life.

Katherine is a summertime friend because I stopped giving her free items from my shop. She is now best friends with someone else who she is using just as she did me.

Summertime Friend by skmclarry November 18, 2020

Furreal Friend 

Friend who is a furry, in the fursuit fandom, fursuits, etc.

*sees friend at furry convention* Hey it's my Furreal Friend!

Furreal Friend by ProfessorLameAss January 7, 2021

White Friend

A Caucasian ally, companion, or compatriot accompanying a non-white person or a group of non-white people (mostly Black or Latinx, but really any shade darker than white); who interacts with law enforcement on behalf of the non-white friend, group, or carpool; acting as the threshold between his/her friends and possible police brutality and violence.

Ideally, the white friend appears as non-threatening to police and is a smooth talker. Sometimes, he/she will be subjected to some abuse, but normally not to the extent that their non-white friends statistically and numerically would experience from the same police officers for similar alleged infractions (however, the white friend could still very much wind up killed, so it can be extremely dangerous).

It is highly recommended for a non-white person living in the United States to have a trustworthy white friend for safety reasons.

“Dear lord, Tarik! How did you manage to get away alive after that traffic stop with the burned out taillight? I’ve seen some BAD things from the police in Syracuse, Minneapolis, Portland, et al..”

“Well, Jeremy was my white friend driving the car, and he told the cop that it was getting fixed for inspection on Thursday. Jeremy also mentioned visiting Germany a few years ago, then the cop only gave us a warning and we drove off.”

“Hold up. Jeremy talked about visiting Germany, and the cop just let you guys go??”

“Yeah! I asked Jeremy why he brought up Germany like that, and he explained that every fascist cop ALWAYS geeks out about Germany. With their interests in Nazis, the Holocaust, and whatnot.”

“That’s fucked up, Tarik. But I’m glad you’re okay. And Jeremy seems like a good white friend to have.”

White Friend by DeekBosko April 14, 2021

non-friend 

A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.

Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.

non-friend by J.H.M April 22, 2021

Gurl Friend

You can use this term to describe a close friend who is a girl- or a girl who you hang out with. But if used by a person who is not close to you- it’s ...creepy

Bessy: Hey sorry, I can’t go to dinner with you tonight- I’m hanging out with my Gurl Friend (a friend who is close and is a girl)

Synonyms: Gal pal, shorty, shawty , BFF, friend who is female.

Gurl Friend by Dimby Bimby Simby May 19, 2021

Loyal friend

Someone who’s there regarding the circumstances. You know they got your 6 no matter where your at, on the street, jail, wherever. They don’t sleep with your boy/girl. A true 💯 person.

If y’all such loyal friends to David why y’all wasn’t there when he needed y’all the most.

If you was a true loyal friend you wouldn’t have slept with his girl behind his back.

Loyal friend by A true loyal friend June 7, 2021

My Friend Josh 

Says hes not gay but he is

Me: You're gay

My Friend Josh: I'm not!

My Friend Josh by Baconracetrack December 10, 2021