Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.

Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!

by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023

Doing a Joe

Getting 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 saves, and 0 shots in a game of rocket league.

Effectively contributing fuck all.

Sorry lads, done a right Joe all tournament.

Should probably learn how to wall ride like Zac so I can avoid doing a Joe all the time.

by Osidney10 May 19, 2022

Joe watson

Joe watson is a diverse kind of boy who loves anime and naked cartoon shows. Joe watson is also gay with a chode (a small chunky penis) joe watson has many friends like Jamie law who all refer to him as “eggy burps” because he gets these a lot and when he burps all he can taste is egg.

Wew ur burps are like joe watsons/swansons kid

by Jonboshpuddleduck69 January 26, 2023

Sloppy Joe

A blowjob from a guy named joe

(Person) Hey Joe, can you give me a sloppy joe?
(Joe) Sure man

by spindlyjim September 11, 2020

joe Starns

A known o.G. from the 502 dudes, put their bitches up when he comes around and after he leaves he is all thats talked about.always the topic of conversation.

Don’t be no joe Starns men stop checkin out my chick

by Wouldent you like to know hoe December 15, 2023

Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024