Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.

Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.

by Book God April 15, 2015

Best Friend Potion

What 2 best friends drink to get rowdy and have slumber parties. Often followed by taking turns vomming in the toilet the following morning.

Veronica and I drank Best Friend Potion last night and then we watched COPS.

by rbvg2 April 6, 2011

Cuddle friend (cf)

two very close friends who like to cuddle , almost like a fuck friend but cuddle edition

it would be amazing to have a cuddle friend (cf)
yes omg dude

by carmexbabe January 6, 2020

Third Best Friend

It is that person who just shows up everywhere you go. He or she has not been invited, but they listen to your conversation and keep showing up. You never ask them to do anything, but at some point they do something useful, like cover your movie ticket, or the cost of snack. You do not really want to hang out with that person but for some reason, they are always around. You ask your other two friends who invited the fourth person and neither of them have invited that person either.

Also know as a tag along.

Allison: (whispers) Did you invite Drew to hang with us?
Bobbi: (whispers) Not me. I thought s/he was your friend? Didn't you invite him/her?
Courtney: (whispers) I thought s/he was your friend. I did not invite him/her.
Allison: (whispers) At least s/he brought snacks. I guess s/he is our third best friend. We will let him/her stick around. Allison: (yelling toward Drew) Hey Drew, can you bring some red vines next time?

by Bento Mommy May 30, 2018

just good friends

1) term used by people that are actually having sex, but dont want others to know.

2)In women speak, it's a term that defines a relationship as never having been, nor never will be sexual in nature. (see also cut his balls off)

1)Tommy told his friends that he wasnt boning Laura, but that they were just good friends.

2)Mark knew his chances for booty were up when she said they were just good friends.

by k_sadler July 12, 2004

worst friends ever

Friends who are mean to you when you sick.

i feel so sick but i have the worst friends ever who won’t bring me chicken noodle soup.

by Bestest Friend in the WORLD! September 18, 2012

trojan horse friending

friending more than one person at the same time on social networks when you're really only interested in one of them but you don't want it to be obvious that you're trying to stalk them.

Max was obviously trojan horse friending when he added Nick's friend Louie as well as Nick when he's really only interested in Nick.

by Somdomite February 28, 2014