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tele god

“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”

Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”
by coolchickcase April 8, 2020
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penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener
by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020
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Rizz god randall

A guy who has hella rizz and pulls hella bitches.
That guy must be a rizz god randall, he is him.
by izzycorcoran December 9, 2022
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dion the god

The girl that is awesome at basketball and I great at shooting and defense
Hey do you know dion the god she's awesome
by God is here 347 February 10, 2017
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god-bitch

Your girl is my god-bitch, nigga.
by ambernumerouno October 12, 2023
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If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022
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God

An amalgam of abstractions that form a hierarchy of perception. The pinnacle of which is your (or THE) highest conceptual good. You need it or you can't act because false dichotomy and you're either acting in accordance with the highest ethical good or you're confused because this is what Sam was talking about when he called it sophistry...
Hym "Now, I don't want you to look at that definition and think that I'm some kind of a "The greater good" ideologue. I know. It's almost impossible to do if you know what the words mean but I need you to try, ok? I know what you're thinking. 'That's not what people mean when they say it' And I know.

But what you don't understand is that people are stupid. They don't know what it means. They don't even know what it SHOULD mean. I do. That's what God SHOULD mean."

Iam ".... If it isn't obvious he's talking as though he is Dr. Jeep Jorp. Because that's what Dr. Jeep Jorp thinks we were doing and is now doing to us."

Hym Ha! God... If this is how you act when you believe there is an omniscient reality monster watching everything you do... I'd hate to see you when nobody's watching... Hehehehehehehe.... Hahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam January 8, 2023
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