Brick and mortar friends

pronounced- brɪk ænd ˈmɔrtər frɛndz

1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.

2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.

"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"

by Jerami the Wise January 1, 2019

Third Best Friend

It is that person who just shows up everywhere you go. He or she has not been invited, but they listen to your conversation and keep showing up. You never ask them to do anything, but at some point they do something useful, like cover your movie ticket, or the cost of snack. You do not really want to hang out with that person but for some reason, they are always around. You ask your other two friends who invited the fourth person and neither of them have invited that person either.

Also know as a tag along.

Allison: (whispers) Did you invite Drew to hang with us?
Bobbi: (whispers) Not me. I thought s/he was your friend? Didn't you invite him/her?
Courtney: (whispers) I thought s/he was your friend. I did not invite him/her.
Allison: (whispers) At least s/he brought snacks. I guess s/he is our third best friend. We will let him/her stick around. Allison: (yelling toward Drew) Hey Drew, can you bring some red vines next time?

by Bento Mommy May 30, 2018

Let's just be friends

Get the god damn hint. She/He doesn't like you back so stop being an asshole wondering if it means anything else. You both will most likely drift apart after these words are said to you, in rare cases, this can work out and you can still be friends.

Let's just be friends, and don't be a "Nice guy" and say I'm going to go get abused.

by SoniaWithTrueShit July 23, 2019

Hug guy friend

Hug all the homies

On February 11 you must give all are guy friends a hug for on hug guy friend

by February 11 December 8, 2019

Wilmington Friends School

A private Quaker school with too many meeting for worships, they have too many rules and the worst dress code. The boys are immature, obnoxious and completely insane. The girls are basic and only care about themselves and their friends. There are some weird people. There are some kids in the grade who are snobby stuck up hoe and who only care about themselves and their bf's dick. The staff is god awful, they assign to much HW and there Obnoxious, they have anger issues, and they're so god damn annoying. Oh and one more thing you can't get a date cause everyone there has known each other for too damn long. You also have to have a meeting for worship every single week for forty-five minutes where people fake cough, sneeze and clear their throat just for attention.

"Everyone is friends at Wilmington Friends School." - Dumb Ass

by ABC BITCH May 10, 2019

Let’s just be friends

A phrase that is commonly misunderstood by the nice guys. It means exactly what it says, but just incase you don’t understand I’ll dumb it down for you:
The girl who says this isn’t interested, not because she wants to be with an asshole but because she genuinely isn’t interested in you.

An example of such an interaction using this phrase:

Nice guy: m’lady, I am in love with you.

Girl: sorry, let’s just be friends

Nice guy: fine then, go for another man who will beat and abuse you, I can’t wait until you come back to me all beaten and bloody, cos that’s what other men will do to you. I would never do anything to hurt you if you said yes.

by Beat-Meat-Street69 June 17, 2019

worst friends ever

Friends who are mean to you when you sick.

i feel so sick but i have the worst friends ever who won’t bring me chicken noodle soup.

by Bestest Friend in the WORLD! September 18, 2012