Nose tit

When you shove your nose in someones mouth and they give it a hickey
by bocsis January 13, 2021
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Chair tit

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.
Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit
by Robbing_the_word_bank_69 February 09, 2021
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Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.
He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.
by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022
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Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.
by inx13 July 21, 2022
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Flap a tit

The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.
Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.
by Roganthebogan December 24, 2019
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lop tit

A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.
I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.
by BostonAlan August 03, 2017
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