Vacay-sloppy

When your spouse gets drunk on vacation and comes back to give you superior head, to the normal head

Man, me and my girl went on vacation and she had one to many shots and I got vacay-sloppy!

by ChiefB1gz December 28, 2021

Spicy sloppy

When you eat a pepper and suck someone's dick and put out the spice with their cum.

Janet gave Paul some spicy sloppy as he screamed in pain and pleasure.

by spicysloppyking February 22, 2022

Baloney Slapper

When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.

I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.

by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022

the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.

yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Sink slapping

Where you slap your dick on a sink

Last night me and the boys went out sink slapping

by talkepitsbender April 26, 2022

Sink slapping

Where you slap your dick on a sink

Last night me and the boys went out sink slapping

by talkepitsbender April 26, 2022

Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)

"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*

by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022