Simp

Callum

Have you heard about that simp guy ?
who Callum ?

by sdassdadad May 1, 2020

Ban simp

Me. I’m a ban simp. A ban simp is someone who feels a strong attraction to ban from the seven deadly sins.

Person 1: ooooo ban is so hottttt
Person 2: damn your a ban simp

by 1800.love July 21, 2022

Simp

Someone who does way too much for another. And i mean waaaay to much. Like chill out.

("S" is for seduction
You've been charmed by her corruption
And "I" is for impressing girl online with your investment
And the "M" is for the money that you've lost since this all started
But that "P" is for the princess always gave her what she wanted)
-DayByDave

Guy #1: Bro have you seen this twitch streamer? Shes so goddam hot i donated 120 dollars to her to say my name.
Guy #2: You fucking simp why would you waste your money on her to say your name while you can get your teacher to say it by just chatting in class.

by Antoine Destro November 2, 2020

Simp

Someone who dreams about being in a relationship with female who don't give a single shit about him; or should we say : imaginary or one-sided "relationship" between you and female you're overly obsessed with and doesn't know or give a fuck about you

"You are a simp of a female who will never acknowledge your existence SMH!"

Simps be like " Even if you don't know me, I won't stop texting you "

by J Savv June 2, 2021

Simp

A term used by incels and the like to denigrate men who don’t live up to a 1950s ideal of manhood. A ‘simp’ is typically a male who displays any emotion toward a female, or generally treats a female with respect such as through spending quality time with them instead of being at the pub, doing a share of household chores, or any other traits viewed as submissive. This challenges the incel’s world view that men must be the dominant, emotionless force in a relationship, and women are little more than reproductive organs on legs.

Synonyms: cuck

Scott is such a simp, can you believe he went home to cook dinner and have sex with a girl, instead of coming over to my mum’s basement to play Call of Duty?

by amodernman August 15, 2020

country simp

A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.

Doug did a shit ton of plastic surgery to country simp his way into Hondures.

by Tiberius Doohan November 15, 2021

SIMP

A person usually male; who is desperate to please their girlfriend/ female friend. This can be seen in form of cuddling, doing tasks, long talks and or buying gifts.

cuddling his hoe instead of a bro “he’s a simp”

by yeeter789:) September 7, 2021