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shit skinning

The act of rubbing ones shit upon skin to give the illusion of being some type of dark skinned race.
Last night some girl told me she only liked black guys. so i went home and got my shit skinning on. then i got my dick liked aw yeah
by almondroca November 18, 2011
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shit disturber

An individual who deliberately goes out of their way to harass and irritate people. This includes people who just randomly pick fights with smaller people. Usually they tend to do this to impress others, such as girls. It's believed that these people have nothing better to do, so they annoy other individuals to feel good about themselves.
The term originated from Canada, although nowadays, you'll find shit disturbers anywhere you go.
eg:
Bill: "I wasn't even speeding, but a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket. I don't think he even cared if I was speeding or not, he just wanted to be a shit disturber."

Albert: "That jerk that super glued the toilet seat down in the men's washroom is a real shit disturber."
by rockstarchris September 5, 2006
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ball shit

When you have bad diarrhea and it gets all over your balls. The crap on your balls is ball shit.
Your mom licked my ball shit last night because I had wicked diarrhea.
by SkankyKong May 8, 2005
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eating shit

To basically sit around doing nothing of any productive value. Or another person or group of people participating in an activity that to you is a waste of time and is of no interest.
What did you do last night?
Not much, sat around at home eating shit.

Was the club poppin' last night?
Yeah, mad heads were up in the joint, but everyone was jus' standin' around eating shit.
by Paul Alexander January 29, 2008
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fuck shit

you get hurt or mad and you say fuck, but then you realize a lot of people heard you and then it is followed by a shit.
(stub your tow) Fuck(everyone hears you)shit!
by TrevOr June 15, 2004
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ape shit

To become very angry.
The boss went ape shit when he heard the bad news.
by Dr. ZZZ May 8, 2008
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Shit ton

Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.

One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.
Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.

After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.

It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.
by BryceS47 February 18, 2009
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