Simp

Someone who talks to a girl like they are the best thing in the world.

Jerry is a fucking simp, all he does is talk to kayla all day about spongebob

by Gxabriell April 5, 2021

Simp

Marc Warren. A Spanish guy who simps over every girl on planet earth. Simps always drive black rav 4’s and play tennis. They use tennis as a personality, when they actually suck at the sport

Yo dude. A marc Warren is trynna simp over my girl. He always asks her if she wanna go build a bear

by yobro2fly November 16, 2021

Simp

A person who would pay or show overwhelming amount of flirting to another person to like them.

You know that guy Ollie I heard he's a simp.

by TJ THE LEGEND August 6, 2021

Simp

A simp is someone who uses chivalry in hopes of receiving sexual gratification, etc etc. commonly associated with the names:Jon(athan) Eugene Scott, Maus on, Alexander Goins, Tristan Greg(soralong), and Zander.

Why, yes how did you know that Jon, Alexander, mauson, Tristan, and Xander where all simps?

by Ttijhgyjvfddkijff December 31, 2019

simp

a simp is a man who will be willing to do anything for a woman.

“ lee do you want to come out”

“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”

by ahokthenboomer July 9, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.

“Maybe I should get his snap”

“No simp december”

by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021