NEW YORK TURN

The act of making a right turn from the left lane, or making a left turn from the right lane.

"I need to turn LEFT but the left lane is all backed up."

"Listen, just speed up in the right lane and make a New York turn."

by TheBigBee February 19, 2012

The New York Challenge

Eating at all the McDonalds in Manhattan in a 24 hour period.

Guy 1: what do you want to do for food today?
Guy 2: I'm like really hungry, let's do The New York Challenge.
Guy 1: The ultimate Mac Attack, I'm down.

by pocketmaster6969 October 16, 2019

New York Knish

Having oral sex with someone when their mouth is full of mashed potatoes.

While eating dinner, Jerome got so annoyed with Janie's non-stop babble, that he didn't even wait for her to finish her mashed potatoes before sticking his dick in her mouth and saying, "How do you like that New York Knish girl!".

by RBAK July 14, 2016

upstate new york

Some people on here are some major stereotypical morons. First of all, get a fucking geography book, Long Island is NOT part of Upstate. If you think that, then you are dumb as shit. You are also dumb as shit if you think that Upstate is all hicks. Do you not think there are cities in Upstate ny? less than 10% of people in Upstate NY live on farms, get a fucking clue. There are 4, count em, 4 cities in upstae ny with metro populations of over 1,000,000 people. Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, and Albany/Schenectady/Troy. The entire population of Upstate NY is about 6,000,000 people. Do some fucking math. If 4 cities have metro populations of over 1 million people, that means that between 4 and 5 million of the 6 million people that live in Upstate NY, live in either a city or a suburb. The vast majority of the remainder of the people in Upstate NY live in small cities, but cities nonetheless, like Ithaca, Elmira, Binghamton, and Watertown. NYC people, we in Upstate pay for your damn subway, highrises, taxicabs, and all of the other stuff with our thru the roof taxes that the Donwstate controlled government puts on us, have some damn respect!!!!

Rochester and Albany New York are the 5th and 7th most educated metro areas in America. AND ARE BOTH IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.

by Paulj July 30, 2005

New York Jets

A joyless passion that only adds more misery to the lives of fans of said team.

The New York Jets, who started 8-3, will not make the playoffs with another December collapse they have become so infamous for.

by newjakecity December 22, 2008

New York City

If you can make it here, it's probably because you have rich parents that spoil you.

"I'm from New York City"

"So that probably means you've never had to worry about finances ever in your life?"

NOTE: this excludes all the poor people who live in NYC, of which there are many.

by Tiffany223 April 23, 2011

New York Minute

A split second; a turnaround.

<i>In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute
Things can get pretty strange
In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute</i>

"New York Minute" by The Eagles

by Hiroshi Nakano July 12, 2005