wolf ticket

An excuse for why you can't go after being invited somewhere.

Yo I invited Jerry to the Concert but he gave me a wolf ticket

by NewBeeDemon August 1, 2009

wolf ticket

used to designate one's awareness that an untruth has been told

Sarah Palin: "Nancy Pelosi wants 'Death Panels.'"
Keith Olbermani: "I'm calling Wolf Ticket on that!"

Obviously this is much more politically and socially sensitive than saying, "She's a liar!" or "She's full of c***!" or "What BS!"

by imlmo September 13, 2009

Wolf Rape

when a male figure analy deposits his penis into another persons anal passage and when becomes close ejaculating one rams ones fingers down the victims of volunteers mouth to make them vommit when vommiting occurs the anal passage clenches on the males penis in which then he deposits his manly sap. WARNING can cause anal and penis related infections such as gangereen.

Im going to WOLFRAPE U !!!!!!!!!!!

by Reece January 22, 2004

Wolf Cookies

To Puke Or Vomit, Upchuck

I went to this chinese restaurant yesterday and the food was so bad, on the way home I had to pull my car over on the side of the freeway and wolf cookies. I felt beeter a few minutes later.

by Highway101 February 3, 2009

Wolf Bagging

If someone is to be Tea-Bagged, and the Tea-Bagger has really hairy balls, "Wolf Bagging" Occurs

That night with your mum. Yeah, that's right, you remember it now. That there, that was Wolf Bagging.

by sam January 4, 2004

Wolf Cookie

When you blow your load in a chicks ass, suck it out, & then spit it in her face.

That bitch Brittney is such a slut, she let me give her Wolf Cookies all night last night!

by Jennuhhhhh January 16, 2009

Wolf nip

The moment before you ejaculate from oral sex the person giving head will slightly bite the head of the penis. This is known as the wolf nip.

Christina: What do you want for your birthday?

Jack: The wolf nip, please.

by Wetflannel April 27, 2014