walrus

walruses r kuul. they are mystical and no body knows their orgin.

wow that walrus is kuul
i know man

by notarielfountain May 6, 2018

Walrus

The act of hitting two vapes and/or dab pens simultaneously.

Synonym - Tusk

"Yo, homeboy, gimme your pen."

"Don't you have your own?"

"Yeah but I'm gonna walrus it for a minute."

by Snarphf September 3, 2022

Centerpoint Walrusing

When you're in Texas and you lose power because of Centerpoint's neglect and mismanagement and it's 100 degrees outside so you splash a quart of water on your tile floor and lay there naked like a Walrus in the third world.

Don't bother Danny today, he's been Centerpoint Walrusing since Hurricane Beryl.

by NotTheEC July 12, 2024

wednesday walrus

on wednesday when a fat guy hops on top of you and screams while he punctures your hole

last night i had the wednesday walrus

by 11yearoldfatguy December 13, 2021

good walrus

A sex toy

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.

by Poo hesda January 30, 2017

commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock

so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans

by satan6969rawr August 2, 2024

Walrus

That fat girl in the office who thinks she's the smartest most beautiful and hardworking person in the world. When she's not instant messaging her coworker that sits 10 feet away you might find her talking extremely loud on the phone to show everyone how smart she is. She is millennial so she deserves that half and hour morning and afternoon vape break where she bitches about everyone in the office.

That fucking Walrus has been talking on the phone for 30 minutes about her new appartment. What a great use of company time.

by MickeyMouse2233 November 19, 2017