Prenatal vitamins

Euphemism for birth control pills

Jack: Did you take your prenatal vitamins this morning, sweetheart?
Jill: No, I'm trying to trap you in this relationship by getting pregnant.

by RMEEEEEE October 19, 2011

weight smart vitamin

a woman who ingests ungodly amounts of syrup, and then counters this obese addiction with a weight smart vitamin...

Check out weight smart vitamin...she looks like a beached whale yo!!

by El Guapo April 14, 2004

pink vitamin

The female gentials.

My vagina looks like a pink vitamin

by cad January 24, 2007

vitamin c

Cocaine, real, Everlasting, perfect, only ups no downs.

Vitamin c is the real, facebook, amazing realistic ongoing

by justagirlwhoknows May 7, 2011

Vitaly

Someone who never stops eating and is going to be a fat ass bitch when hes older, and thinks the earth will burn up if there is no moon, thinks the Russians won WW2

Shut up you stupid vitaly, just because theres no moon doesnt mean there wont be a night time.

by P3C February 22, 2004

la dolce vita

The life of others.

Because other people's lives are always sweet and yours is shitty.

I've lost my job and wife but Michael's still leading la dolce vita.

by Bruno Matos May 17, 2005

Vitamin D

Vitamin D is used when reffering to the quality of a blowjob you get from a chickenhead. Vitamin D is the cum you give to the bitch thats on your dick.

"I just gave that bitch Vanessa good Vitamin D 10 minutes ago in the bathroom."

by WhitesDie May 6, 2007