mistake vulture

A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.

As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.

Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...

................................. mistake vulture.

by HugoLeasing August 20, 2014

Taco Vulture

A person who declines an offer of food until the food arrives, at which point they begin circling and opportunistic stealing

She said she wasn't hungry, but when I only ordered enough for myself she went all Taco Vulture on me.

by The BONEMASTER July 8, 2017

trade vulture

A friend who swoops in and hooks up with the person you've been chatting up.

I can't believe you hooked up with the guy I was taking to. I wanted to hook up with him! You're such a trade vulture.

by The Pop Sucker June 27, 2017

People Vultures

the number 1 gizz fan in the world, an acient scholar of polygondwanaland.

Hey, look it's the one and only pollman- People Vultures!

by stuart_liddiard May 14, 2021

Surf vultures

A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.

It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps

by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021

Trauma vulture

A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own

“How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”

by We’re poor October 10, 2022

Video Vulture

People who milk a dead trend are called video Vultures.

"Damn that YouTuber is such a Video Vulture!
"I know bro!"

by Armyopathy July 23, 2023