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vampire queen

This vampire queen sucks blood
by Whitechoocolatecookie July 9, 2014
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Vampire Wannabe

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.
HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!
by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021
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Academic Vampire

An academic vampire is someone who forces others, via their position of authority, to produce work that they will then: 1. use with credit only to themselves and not to those who actually produced the work or 2. use to make themselves look more productive or prestigious to their chair, deans, other colleagues, etc.
That advisor is an academic vampire; she published the work her grad student and never gave the student credit. OR That supervisor had her graduate TA do all of her IRB and half of the data collection and never gave that TA any credit in the publication.
by Litchick09 October 22, 2017
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Reverse Vampire

When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.
Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?

Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.

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by VampTrampStamp March 23, 2022
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vampire clit

An ice cold, blood red clit that becomes aroused and pointy when night falls.
Yo man, sandy always gets vampire clit at 10 pm.
by Dazzledee October 4, 2013
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Vampire Hands

Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices
I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet
by Jono523 August 21, 2013
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Vampire Syndrome

The moment after waking up when the light of your phone burns your eyes
"Man why isn't she returning my texts?"

"She probably just has vampire syndrome, give her a few minutes."
by TheWolf017 January 17, 2018
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