Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.

Happy overrated Valentine’s Day.

by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020

Valenti

A demon created by Danasia to rule the world and eat everyone.

"Damn that Valenti is going to eat me for dinner !"

by MEOWSMOOT123 May 30, 2018

Valentimes

The incorrect spelling of valentines

When I was little I got into a fight because I thought valentines was spelling like valentimes🤣

by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021

Happy Valentines

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.

Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!

by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007

Valentine's Day

Stupid holiday that allows females to set high expectations for men to do something "romantic" with the consequence of not doing something getting yelled at for a year or possibly a break up. Also a day of happiness for single males, who don't have to purchase anyone anything and a day of depression for single females because they set impossible standards that nobody will be able to reach and don't understand why they are single

Single female: I'm so depressed cause it's Valentine's Day and I've never had a Valentine. Female in relationship: My boyfriend/husband better do something amazing for Valentine's Day. Single male: I don't have to buy anybody a present today! Male in relationship: Better do something romantic or I'll never hear the end of it

by hipster_chick516 March 14, 2012

bullet for my valentine

the best band of all time

bullet for my valentine is comming to the tweeter center with iron maiden and my mom wont take me :(

by depressed for not being able to go August 21, 2006

valentine's day

A sad excuse for guys to get with girls sjust to get laid; girls will go along with it because they are stupid, and pathetic. By meeting a guy on valentine's day they will get with them because they think they are something special, and the idea of them spending this sad marketing ploy alone, is something they can't deal with.

Guy: Wanna be my Valentine? *Wanna bone?*
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)

by Stephy February 19, 2004