Vanilla

Ordinary, boring sex

Jayson was so vanilla in bed

by Nonvanillaassallforbdsm June 11, 2018

Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl

it’s when two people are fucking one is a light bright and the other one is darkskin and he cums then bam he gave you the chocolate vanilla swirl

i dream about him giving me a chocolate and vanilla swirl every night

by sexeducator September 22, 2021

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee.

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

Vanilla Nasty

One of the most disgusting sexual events.

Involves Having vaginal intercourse, then anal sex. Then the guy slaps the shit covered penis on her face and cums at the same time, making a poopy, frothy mix. Then makes the woman give him head.

Man, i gave her the Vanilla Nasty last night, and now she won't talk or even look at me.

by Jail Break December 18, 2008

vanilla

Nature's favorite form of torture. It smells wonderful, but tastes FUCKING AWFUL by itself. This means you experience and desire great tastes, but don't actually get to satisfy your want. Quench your need. Make you happy. Oh no, you can only smell and wish.

(While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla > You.)

It's also the most common ice cream flavor.

*Man first discovered vanilla*

Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!

Why, WHY does this odor torture me so?
The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*

by ~The Nameless One~ May 18, 2005

vanilla

In the swinging lifestyle, "vanilla" means anyone who is not a swinger. Term used ONLY within the swinger community to describe friends or aquaintances who are not involved in the lifestyle. Most of you reading this are vanilla and don't even realize it.

We won't be able to play at Dave & Jen's pool party.. there will be some vanilla couples there.

by Degenerate Dan August 20, 2007

small vanilla tootsie roll

Originally from a Saturday Night Live episode.

Slang word for any white male who has a small penis who participates in a nude activity such as skinny-dipping. Often done by white males who think their penis is of big or average size.

I have no idea why John played strip poker with the girls, his small vanilla tootsie roll isn't going to impress them.

by Trent Easton May 22, 2006