uncooked chicken from Asda

Skinny bird with bald minge

Her fanny looked like a uncooked chicken from Asda

by Nit Nat January 24, 2017

uncontextable

A person who cannot be taken out of context.

Context matters, but I'm uncontextable so none can take me out of context.

by ALG+ June 1, 2017

Uncontifartious

Meaning - Out of this fucking world

Other meaning - Losing your fucking shit but kinda feeling the vibe

I'm feeling fucking uncontifartious

by BigBallsLewisBradley June 15, 2017

uncool

lacks cool

- Steve Buscemi is uncool
- No, you are

(Because Steve is cool)

by Berber Swan July 29, 2017

uncontest

Not disputing or question something.

Although John did everything right, the boss fired him. He uncontest or did not question the reason he was fired.

by Jbauer09 January 18, 2018

unconditional surrender

Anal sex using hot sauce as lubrication.

My girlfriend asked for an unconditional surrender , so I gave her one and she found Jesus.

by Jonny Midnight May 6, 2018

Unconch

Slang for unconcious

Some hoe: "Please try to stay awake during class"
Me (a swag lord) :
Some normie: "Looks like hes unconch, teach"

by Itsherenow March 6, 2018