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Ultimate spew

Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.
by The Negro Ninja July 30, 2008
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ultimate shoes

Shoes with great unimaginable power, discovered many moons ago in the Cheshire Oaks designer outlet.
George has ultimate shoes.

His shoes are the ultimate.
by Clanad September 25, 2007
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Ultimate Duece

There is one guy having sex with a gurl on the bed and his friend is having sex with a girl next to him on the bed the guys then lean the gurls over the side of the bed and start doing them doggy style and when the girls least expect it the guys switch and start pounding out the opposite girl.
Dude last night me and my bro pulled an ultimate duece wit these 2 ho's we picked up .
by Master duecer 68 October 16, 2009
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ultimate spunk

If you are top level spunky, you are an ultimate spunk.

(n.) Brat.
Dave Nap is an ultimate spunk.
by yadiiiig March 8, 2011
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Ultimate Creeper

Someone who is always watching you with that creepy stare from unseen vantage points. Or That guy who is always the first to "like" your status.
Richard: Look at John stareing at Stacy through the bookshelves like the ultimate creeper!

Steve: I know!
by Richard Slinkmeister August 22, 2011
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Ultimate flip off

A male act of expressing ones angst towards fellow drivers, one is to arch upwards exposing their erect member at the other driver.
Dude, was that guy flapping his cock at me? Yeah man you just got a ultimate flip off
by Jason Edwards September 9, 2015
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Ultimate Sacrifice

An act of selflessness that exceeds all others, as you are willing to put the lives and sanctuary of others above yourself, to the point where you are willing to let your life be claimed if it means that the lives of many are spared. Some are informed of the Ultimate Sacrifice when they enlist, but others may never be reminded of it. Regardless, Memorial Day is in observance to those who saved many lives in the line of duty, but unfortunately, they never got to see the fruits of their labor.
To be willing to die to save another... That is the Ultimate Sacrifice.
by Hardstuck Internet May 27, 2019
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